- Hesitate
- Hesitate and prevaricate until you are sure you’re happy with uncertainty
- There is no such thing as going too low
- Say it again
- Shut up
- Play with your eyebrows as much as you like; you don’t need eyebrows (even though yours are fantastic)
- Just have a chat
- Imagining kicking the feet from under wankers on the tube doesn’t make you evil, it makes you human
- 50 sit ups, 50 push ups and moisturise every day
- Ramble
- Hold on a second
- “Life is not worth living without art, but people are more important than art” – Karen Finley
- Walk into the pitch black room
- You’re never more insightful than when you’re being trivial
- Re-read your old lists
- Go easy on the poppers
- Be someone’s Madeira cake