17 Warnings For Performances

This performance includes loud music, language of a sexual and surgical nature, and nudity.

This performance includes loud music, scenes of a violent and graphic nature, and a coda.

This performance includes slippery surfaces, electrical hazards and periods of complete black out.

This performance includes strobe lighting, smoke machines and live animals.

This performance includes fireworks, gunshots, and the beginnings of a revolution.

This performance includes extended scenes of abstract contemporary ballet on a pallet truck of perishable goods.

This performance includes scenes of explicit dentistry.

This performance includes me and me mum and me dad and me gran and and a trip to Waterloo.

This performance includes me and me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of Vindaloo.

This performance includes yer mum.

This performance includes really bad mime.

This performance includes E numbers and a high saturated fat content.

This performance includes tears, strangulation, a semi-comprehensible text about sodomy and regrets, regrets, regrets.

This performance includes a plastic jumping frog toy, which you will find in the sick bag located under your seat.

This performance includes a performance within a performance, which is actually within another performance (please keep up at the back there).

This performance includes so much irony.

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This performance contains real banana skins like the one pictured here.

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